Shenanigans

Most mornings Tim runs from our house to a bus stop 2 miles away. It is his exercise for the day and it gets him to work quicker than if he caught the bus that runs in front of our house. Yesterday though, something crazy happened. He was running on his usual route, it was about 5:30am, his usual time. He was about halfway to the bus stop and he said some woman just stated screaming at him. When he turned around to look he saw that not only was she yelling "HEY! YOU ARE THE KID WHO ROBBED ME!" but she was chasing him too! He said he didn't want to stop and talk to her so he just kept running but she just kept on chasing him in the dark down the street. Finally after several blocks of the crazy woman screaming and chasing him he turned around and said "I'VE NEVER ROBBED ANYONE IN MY LIFE LADY!" And she stopped. He says that his beard scared her off. Either way, the wacky stuff seems to always happen to Tim.  

Update: No screaming women on to today's run!